Commuting: A Commuters Tales

There is no lie that I hate commuting to work and back every day. My train supplier cannot go a day without without making me late and/or turning up late.
Here are a few daily fails from my fellow commuters.

"After a week travelling the JR Yamanote line, coming back to #southeastern is like stepping back a century. Heating instead of air con"

"#SouthEastern Question. What time does the 16.41 train leave the station? Answer. Who knows? The time is 16:45 at the moment."

"Mystery train on platform 6. May as well get on and see what happens. #Southeastern"

"Finally made it to #Canterbury!! Thank you @SE_Railway for possibly the worst commute ever!! #SouthEastern  "

"Day 4 on the trot you're late. What's today's excuse? The train has hayfever?? @Se_Railway #southeastern #jokers  "


When trians are early and on time people are sent into shock.

"Looks like we’re landing at CHX 2 mins early. And the heating wasn’t on. Amazing. #southeastern  "

"Right then #southeastern your trains better be running today. I dint get up this early to be lied to by a incompetent train company."

"Hold the press. #SouthEastern train pulls in to Battle station 2 minutes early, repeat EARLY. Never could get the hang of Thursday!"


And finally here are a few tweets from some of the commuters I follow on Twitter. (They may not all travel SE) They make me laugh a lot.

@angrycommuter
"Far 2 many cocks wearing socks & sandals combo. If I see another 1 today I'll stick the fucking red & black sports stripe down their throat"
 
 @angrycommuter
"It's here again. #dressdownfriday and I see David Blunkett and Stevie Wonder have been busy dressing the nation!"
 
@mrs_commuter
"Someone has dropped their guts on this train. No end to the delights of commuting…."
 
@angrycommuter
"I sit on the train day after day and the complete and utter fuckery of some people still somehow astonishes me! Cunts the lot of em."
 
@mrs_commuter
"I don’t care that you are continuing to do your work pal. Shift your crap off the spare seats. The train is not your bloody office."
 
@TrainDiaries
"So Monday. We meet again. *strokes white fluffy cat*"
 
@uptightcommuter
"Couple get off train, walk along platform hand in hand. Doors beep, she kisses him & gets back on. #pukeseverywhere #clearlynotmarried"
 
@uptightcommuter
"The best bit about standing in the aisles of a tube is you can fart in the faces of the people who barged passed you to get a seat."
 
@CommutingRants
"Somewhere - in another country - a competent organisation maintains railways without signalling issues on an almost daily basis."


 

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