There is no lie that I hate commuting to work and back every day. My train supplier cannot go a day without without making me late and/or turning up late.
Here are a few daily fails from my fellow commuters.
"After a week travelling the JR Yamanote line, coming back to#southeastern is like stepping back a century.
Heating instead of air con"
"#SouthEastern
Question. What time does the 16.41 train leave the station?
Answer. Who knows?
The time is 16:45 at the moment."
"Mystery train on platform 6. May as well get on and see what happens.#Southeastern"
"Finally made it to#Canterbury!! Thank you @SE_Railway for possibly the worst commute ever!! #SouthEastern pic.twitter.com/m6Ln5zP1wW "
"Day 4 on the trot you're late. What's today's excuse? The train has hayfever??@Se_Railway #southeastern #jokers pic.twitter.com/842cqUvSwa "
When trians are early and on time people are sent into shock.
"Looks like we’re landing at CHX 2 mins early. And the heating wasn’t on. Amazing.#southeastern pic.twitter.com/6e9VeDYEqv "
"Right then#southeastern your trains better be running today. I dint get up this early to be lied to by a incompetent train company."
"Hold the press.#SouthEastern train pulls in to Battle station 2 minutes early, repeat EARLY. Never could get the hang of Thursday!"
And finally here are a few tweets from some of the commuters I follow on Twitter. (They may not all travel SE) They make me laugh a lot.
@angrycommuter
Here are a few daily fails from my fellow commuters.
"After a week travelling the JR Yamanote line, coming back to
"
"Mystery train on platform 6. May as well get on and see what happens.
"Finally made it to
"Day 4 on the trot you're late. What's today's excuse? The train has hayfever??
When trians are early and on time people are sent into shock.
"Looks like we’re landing at CHX 2 mins early. And the heating wasn’t on. Amazing.
"Right then
"Hold the press.
And finally here are a few tweets from some of the commuters I follow on Twitter. (They may not all travel SE) They make me laugh a lot.
@angrycommuter
"Far 2 many cocks wearing socks & sandals combo. If I see another 1 today I'll stick the fucking red & black sports stripe down their throat"
@angrycommuter
"It's here again. #dressdownfriday and I see David Blunkett and Stevie Wonder have been busy dressing the nation!"
@mrs_commuter
"Someone has dropped their guts on this train. No end to the delights of commuting…."
@angrycommuter
"I sit on the train day after day and the complete and utter fuckery of some people still somehow astonishes me! Cunts the lot of em."
@mrs_commuter
"I don’t care that you are continuing to do your work pal. Shift your crap off the spare seats. The train is not your bloody office."
@TrainDiaries
"So Monday. We meet again.
*strokes white fluffy cat*"
@uptightcommuter
"Couple get off train, walk along platform hand in hand. Doors beep, she kisses him & gets back on.
#pukeseverywhere
#clearlynotmarried"
@uptightcommuter
"The best bit about standing in the aisles of a tube is you can fart in the faces of the people who barged passed you to get a seat."
@CommutingRants
"Somewhere - in another country - a competent organisation maintains railways without signalling issues on an almost daily basis."
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